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YES. YES. CHRISTMAS.
I feel like I live at the tattoo parlor.
A Christmas tree and an ice rink are now across the street from me. I love where I live. #hashtagblessed
Last night we were at the sweetarts table. That may not mean anything to you but trust me it was the cool table. #batmitzvah
This river ain’t got nothin’ on me! #humanfaucet
I feel like it’s following me. #neverremember
As seen in my married neighbor’s bathroom. #marriage #gratefulformytidyman
On the ferry ride back to New York, with a full car, between a rock and a flammable place.
Teeny cupcakes and teeny whisky- the BEST nightcap.