- Sexy Vulture (Thanks, Kiri!)
(The boyfi could be rotting meat or a sickly deer, maybe?)
- Sexy Meatcat, obviously (Thanks, Meatcat!)
- Sexy Dr. Spaceman
- Sexy feline aids
- Sexy ebola?
I’ll get tired of re-watching 30 Rock over and over, in order?
I’ve eaten nothing but donuts for breakfast and lunch, and with dinner coming around I’m considering making it a home run.
Good GOD I respect you.
I dreamed I was married to Jason Segel and we had these little blonde kids and I had just found out I was pregnant with another and I was so happy but not nearly as confused as I should have been about how my kids looked like that.
He was a totally kick ass husband tho.
I was buying a yoga mat online since I’d spent the whole summer “forgetting” to take it off the deck. By now, it basically just a Petrie dish of every bug fluid that exists. It went beyond even my tolerance for grossness. Even I won’t put my face on it anymore.
Eating ice cream from the carton and watching the cooking channel. I went from happy housewife to Liz Lemon in 60 seconds. #sololiving #singlebehavior #cheesyblasters
I’m actually doing it. Bought my ticket an hour and a half ago. Totally unreasonable, but I had my reasons. #anotherfirst #hugelysuspicious #atleastididntpayincash